Putting the ken in Hackensack
The Boston Market Story!
Featuring the award winning headline writing world renowned numismatologist Ed, the Hackensack River Troll, several hungry copy editors, Victor the Attack Cat, Bump & Crash Laird, and Renata the Can Can Counter Person. The characters on this site are purely fictional. Any resemblance to purveyors of Honey Hearth Ham and Double Basted Rotisserie Chicken, Ohio quarters, warped toys, holiday benefits, World War II era submarines, the explorers Lewis & Clark, tourist dinghies, serial commas, hero pilots, Somali pirates, Pontius Pilate, shoestore parrots and newspapers from New Jersey are purely coinskidental.
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